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1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers
and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by
a
killer whale.
2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room
to a
carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After
weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe
leaving her mentally retarded.
3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically
with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric
kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked
him
with a handy plank of wood by the back door,breaking his arm in two
places.
Till that moment he had been happily listening to his walkman.
4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty
of
sending
pigs to a slaughter house in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand
of
them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two
hapless protesters to death.
And the capper.......
5. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on
a
letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
it
was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.